SATURDAY QUOTES

No work is pending, all the duties done, join the Saturday party, let’s have some fun.

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Saturday. It’s a good day to have a good day.

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Saturday, you’ve always been my favorite!

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Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. – Ogden Nash

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Today is Saturday, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.

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Saturday afternoons = When relaxation meets opportunity.

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Happy Saturday! Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature. It will never fail you. – Frank Lloyd Wright

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I wish you that this Saturday be your day of days.

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I learned that the hardest party to pull off successfully is Saturday night dinner. – Ina Garten

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Smile, it’s Saturday!

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There was nothing like a Saturday – unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation. – Nora Roberts

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Different cocktails for different Saturday nights. – Drew Barrymore

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I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday. – Chip Gaines

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Saturday is here; give it a warm welcome by allowing yourself a lovely day of rest.

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Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have plans. – Mike Birbiglia

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My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday. – Ludacris

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Hip Hip Hooray, it’s Saturday!

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On the Sixth Day, God created man, the sort of result you often get when you go in to work on a Saturday. – Robert Brault

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I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks. – Barack Obama

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Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love. – C.J. Carlyon

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday!

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I’m not an early bird at all. Ideally, on Saturday morning I’d allow myself a lovely lie-in. 10:45 would be just right. – Shilpa Shetty

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On a lazy Saturday morning when you’re lying in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy and reality become one. – Lynn Johnston

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Oh my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days. – Charmaine J. Forde

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I love Saturday nights with my best friend and a big bowl of pasta, wanting a good scare, something that will say, ‘Listen, your life is not as bad as this. Your life can be so much worse’. – Vera Farmiga

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On the Sixth Day, God created man, the sort of result you often get when you go in to work on a Saturday.

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My folks always let me go to the movies every Saturday. We were really motion-picture goers. – John Wayne

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Better days are coming. They are called, Saturday and Sunday!

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There is nothing more I love more than being in a throw-down on a Saturday night. – Donald Cerrone

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Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face. – Dan Pearce

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I still do love monsters. And when I was a kid, they were really important to me. I couldn’t wait for Saturday night. – Emil Ferris

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There are just two kinds of girls. Those who go downtown Saturday nights, and those who don’t. – Edna Ferber

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It’s Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it.

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Saturday is the mightiest day of the week. It’s unshakably, overwhelmingly superior. Not only is it a day off of school, the following day is also a day off, like some kind of Super Saiyan bargain sale. – Wataru Watari

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What can be better than to get out a book on Saturday afternoon and thrust all mundane considerations away till next week. – C. S. Lewis

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Dear Saturday, I love you!

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Saturday in the park,
I think it was the Fourth of July
People dancing, people laughing
A man selling ice cream
Singing Italian songs
Everybody is another
Can you dig it (yes, I can)
And I’ve been waiting such a long time
For Saturday. – Saturday in the Park lyrics, Chicago

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Satur-yay!

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Saturday is a day for the spa. Relax, indulge, enjoy, and love yourself, too. – Ana Monnar

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This generation is so dead. You ask a kid, ‘What are you doing this Saturday?’ and they’ll be playing video games or watching cable, instead of building model cars or airplanes or doing something creative. Kids today never say, ‘Man, I’m really into remote-controlled steamboats.’ – Jack White

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I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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I’m not sure what it was or where she sprayed it, but her scent will be the end of the life I loved. And I will find comfort in the simpleness of sitting with her on a Saturday afternoon with nothing else to do. – Darnell Lamont Walker

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How pleasant is Saturday night, When I’ve tried all the week to be good, And not spoke a word that was bad, And obliged everyone that I could. – Nancy Sproat

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I’ve taken Saturdays to be the day I pull back completely. I do things that are more creative, and I’ve actually found that helps me when I get back into work to be more thoughtful. – Padmasree Warrior

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It was four o’clock of a stickily wet Saturday. As long as it is anything from Monday to Friday the average library attendant goes around thanking her stars she isn’t a school-teacher; but the last day of the week, when the rest of the world is having its relaxing Saturday off and coming to gloat over you as it acquires its Sunday-reading best seller, if you work in a library you begin just at noon to wish devoutly that you’d taken up scrubbing-by-the-day, or hack-driving, or porch-climbing or- anything on earth that gave you a weekly half-holiday! – Margaret Widdemer

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Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it’s probably because you need the sleep. – Sophia Bush

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Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through. – Anthony Burgess

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Welcome this morning with a smile! Happy Saturday!If you don’t have a smile, I’ll give you one of mine.

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It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where every day are your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day your weekend. Make every day a play-day. – James A. Murphy

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Saturdays, big shirts, messy hair, music & coffee.

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It was as if each of them sensed vaguely that the Saturday afternoons of youth are few, and precious, and this feeling which neither of them could have defined or described made every moment of this time together too short, too quickly gone, yet clearer and more sharply edged than any other. – Grace Metalious

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Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they’re three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about. – Rodney Marsh

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It turns out that all Netflix streaming peak on Saturday night can fit inside a single fiber optic, which is the size of one human hair. – Reed Hastings

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I want to be known for the work I’ve done, as opposed to where I go on Saturday nights. – Amanda Bynes

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Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. And be glad of it. And they really liked the low-down blues. – Muddy Waters

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Nothing will be wrong, everything will be right. Saturday has come we will party all night.

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My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating. – Alan King

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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. – Woody Allen

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Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath. – Lyndon B. Johnson

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Happy Saturday ! When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself. – Tecumseh

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On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned. – Christiaan Barnard

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Saturday is for shopping!

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A kind of joyous hysteria moved into the room, everything flying before the wind, vehicles outside getting dented to hell, the crowd sweaty and the smells of aftershave, manure, clothes dried on the line, your money’s worth of perfume, smoke, booze; the music subdued by the shout and babble through the bass hammer could be felt through the soles of the feet, shooting up the channels of legs to the body fork, center of everything. It is the kind of Saturday night that torches your life for a few hours, makes it seem like something is happening. – Annie Proulx

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I always wake up early Saturday morning, and I have a little bit more time, so I go to the gym. – Ehud Olmert

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I didn’t grow up thinking of movies as film, or art, but as movies, something to do on a Saturday afternoon. – Sydney Pollack

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The problem is that a lot of the blues stations are late on Saturday night, and like a lot of people, I ain’t no vampire! – BB King

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I like work/life separation, not work/life balance. What I mean by that is, if I’m on, I want to be on and maximally productive. If I’m off, I don’t want to think about work. When people strive for work/life balance, they end up blending them. That’s how you end up checking email all day Saturday. – Tim Ferriss